Terms of Service

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The Kachara Device and app are made for fun and entertainment. The relationship scores are playful and are not professional advice or counselling.

1. Agreement to Terms

By purchasing the Kachara Device or downloading the companion application, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not purchase or use our products.

2. Description of Product

The Techie Pookie Kachara Device is a physical novelty button interface used to log dispute times for couples. The companion application logs timestamps and generates a fictional compatibility score (Healthy vs. Divorce Level). This is not professional advice or counseling.

3. Limitation of Liability

Techie Pookie is not responsible for any actual relationship arguments, separations, domestic discussions, or emotional disputes resulting from the use of this device, app, or statistics generated. Smash the button, not your partner.

4. Returns and Refunds

Cancellations, returns and refunds are covered by our Shipping, Refund & Cancellation Policy. If your device arrives damaged or does not work, contact us within 7 days of delivery and we will repair, replace, or refund it.