Terms of Service

warningCritical Novelty Disclaimer

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY BEFORE PURCHASING OR USING THE KACHARA DEVICE OR APP.

  • NO WARRANTY: The device and software app are provided "AS IS" without any warranty of any kind.
  • MADE ONLY FOR FUN: This is a novelty product created strictly for entertainment purposes to bring laughter to relationships.
  • NO TECHNICAL SUPPORT: No post-purchase support, troubleshooting assistance, or firmware updates are offered.
  • NO AFTER-SALES SERVICE: Absolutely no repair, returns, or maintenance services are provided after purchase.

1. Agreement to Terms

By purchasing the Kachara Device or downloading the companion application, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not purchase or use our products.

2. Description of Product

The Techie Pookie Kachara Device is a physical novelty button interface used to log dispute times for couples. The companion application logs timestamps and generates a fictional compatibility score (Healthy vs. Divorce Level). This is not professional advice or counseling.

3. Limitation of Liability

Techie Pookie Smart Systems is not responsible for any actual relationship arguments, separations, domestic discussions, or emotional disputes resulting from the use of this device, app, or statistics generated. Smash the button, not your partner.

4. Returns and Refunds

Due to the custom novelty nature of our physical hardware products (Standard, Premium, and Ultimate), all sales are final. We do not provide after-sales services, replacements, or support.